I smoke therefore I am?

Check out this little dude... He might have the right concept to achieving success in life or at least in the workplace. Don't get me wrong, I'm not slagging off or being judgemental to smokers - hell, even i've indulged in the odd shisha! Seriously, I'm contemplating smoking so that I too can be super at work.

From what I've noticed, smoking seems to be good for corporate survival - it brings networking opportunities i.e "Can I have a light?" "Can I have a raise?", breaks the ice, ups your cool factor so thereby you become an instant confidante (and privy to all the latest news) and provides mandatory break opportunities in otherwise a non break-friendly enviroment. This coming from someone who has just recovered from bronchitis! Unfortunately, I don't think my lungs can cope with constant influx of nicotine. So, someone please invent shigarettes for the shisha lover on the go. Otherwise I may be forced to consider other hotdesking (remote - you dirty dirty fiends) opportunities...